Aliens in Texas

"Aliens in Texas"*

*Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an
abandoned gas station. They approached one of
the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien
repeated the greeting. There was no response. The
alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas
pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said
impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your
leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't
want to make him mad!"

But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200
meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, the one who
fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious
creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it
was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned
during my travels through the galaxy... any guy who can
wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his
own ear, is someone you shouldn't mess with!"
Received on Fri Oct 29 14:16:02 2010