Driving Habits

"Driving Habits "*

*1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting
across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon
pie, sipping an RC, smiling and chewing and talking
to yourself. TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on
wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on
radio game, banging head on steering wheel while
stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out
the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in
rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails
attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the
left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim
Horton's coffee cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator
to the floor, applying makeup/ doing crossword puzzle/
reading morning Free Press, knocking down orange
barrels, changing lanes without turn signals : MICHIGAN
Received on Wed Oct 27 06:35:23 2010