Australian Shepherds

"Australian Shepherds"*

*An Australian was walking down a country road in
New Zealand, when he happened to glance over
the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs
the fence and walks over to the farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know
mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says,
 "I'm not bloody sharing this with no one!"
Received on Tue Oct 26 08:32:33 2010