Things a Woman Will Not Say

"Things a Woman Will Not Say"*

*1. You know, I have been complaining a lot lately.
I do not blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a
stripper, too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl?
Good one!

4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it
on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them
to a field goal they will still cover.

5. Bar food again? Kick a*s!

6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your
ex-girlfriend has class.

7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool,
I am going to go over and talk to her.

8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then
you don't have to mess with it anymore.

9. I have decided to buy myself a boob job. How big
do you want them?

10. It is only the third quarter, you should order a
couple more pitchers.

11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot
off of Stephanie's bare a*s.

12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so
order another round for you and your friends.

13. I am so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think
I will ever change it again.
Received on Mon Oct 25 15:46:55 2010