Racing Bar

"Racing Bar"*

*A guy walks into a Racing Bar and asks Greg Sacks if
he wants to hear a dumb redneck NASCAR joke. Greg
says, "The guy in the corner is a Buddy Baker. The guy in
the other corner is a Jimmy Spencer . This guy next to
you is a Geoff Bodine. I have raced off and on for 10 years.
Now, do you STILL want to tell your dumb redneck NASCAR joke?"

The guy says, "No. I don't want to have to explain it four times."

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"New Dogs"*

*A Mechanic is standing outside the garage as Roger
Penske is coming in to check out the new Taurus, and
can't help but notice that Mr. Penske has a Dog under each arm.

The Mechanic waves and says, "Welcome back, Roger, Nice dogs, sir."

Penske smiles and says, "These aren't dogs. These are
genuine Labrador Retrievers. I got this one for Rusty,
and I got this one for Jeremy."

The mechanic says, "Good trade, sir."
Received on Tue Oct 12 07:19:21 2010