Sale La Vie

"Sale La Vie"*

*It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and
an advertisement in the local paper were the main
reasons for the long line that formed in front of the
store by 8:30, the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line,
only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses.

On the man's second attempt, he was punched
square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then
thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line:

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"

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"Thanksgiving Q & A"*

*What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY.

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore.
Received on Fri Nov 26 08:21:59 2010