Smoking Fit

"Smoking Fit"*

*Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home,
having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the
ladies pulled out a c0ndom, cut off the end, put it
over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The lady asked, "What's that?"

"A condom," the other lady responded. "This way
my cigarette doesn't get wet."

"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.

"You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the first lady hobbled herself down to
the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of rubbers. The guy looked at
her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

"It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.
Received on Fri Nov 26 08:19:12 2010