Blonde Escape

"Blonde Escape"*

*Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead,
one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles
until they came upon an old barn where they decided
to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up,
they found three large gunnysacks and decided to
 climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into
the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check
out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked
him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the
deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it.
She went, "Bow-wow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went,
"Meow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there
was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally
the blonde said, "Potatoes."

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"Blonde Rage"*

*A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find
their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and
sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a
husky, deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, and
I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously,
Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Received on Mon Nov 1 00:13:56 2010