Horse Contest

"Horse Contest"*

*There was a bar advertising a contest and a man walked
in to find out what the contest was for. The bartender said
it is for anyone who could make my horse laugh wins fifty dollars.

So the man asked where the horse was the bartender said
out back in the barn. The man went out to the barn when
he returned he told the bartender the horse was laughing.

The bartender went out and sure enough the horse was
laughing. So he paid the man.

About a month later the same man was passing the bar
and they were having another contest and the man
wanted to see what it was so he went in. The bartender
said the horse had not stopped laughing since he was
last there. The new contest was for who could make him
stop got 100 dollars.

The man went to the barn and came back and told the
bartender that the horse was crying. The bartender went
to check. When he returned, he paid the man and asked
how he had done that.

The man replied, That the first time I told the horse I had
a bigger dick than he did. The second time I proved it."
Received on Mon Nov 1 00:12:32 2010