Redneck Quips

"Redneck Quips"*

*Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The
library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . .
up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta
leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....."Go ahead."

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to
his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 4.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Received on Mon May 24 18:32:38 2010