True/False Exam

"Lonely Frog"*

*A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future
holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going
to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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"True/False Exam"*

*The blonde reports for his University final examination
that consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit
of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin
and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer
sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest
of the class is sweating it out. During the last few
minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says,
"I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"
Received on Wed May 12 07:30:24 2010