White Collar Crime

"Arrest That Dirty Lawyer"*

*John was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz,
and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later
that day, John came back to the judge who had
presided over the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant
for that dirty lawyer of mine."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal.
What do you want to have him arrested for?"

"Well, your honor," replied John, "I didn't have the
money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."

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"White Collar Crime"*

*The stockbroker was nervous about being in
prison because his cell mate looked like a real thug.

"Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm
in here for a white collar crime too."

"Well, that's a relief," sighed the stockbroker. "I
was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading. How about you?"

"Oh, nothing fancy like," grinned the convict. "I
just killed a couple of priests."
Received on Mon Mar 22 07:31:33 2010