"Things We Learn From the Movies III"*
*Laptop computers are powerful enough to override
the communication systems of an invading alien civilization.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but
will always say: Enter Password Now.
Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings -
especially if any of their family or friends have died in a
strange boating accident.
All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests
to make sure they are assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
If you are a hero, you never face charges for
manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying
entire cities to waste by your actions.
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper
clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning
building with a child trapped inside.
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