Things We Learn From the Movies II

"Things We Learn From the Movies II"*

*Stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.

If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding
that could be cleared up quickly with a simple
explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices
with large red readouts, so you know exactly
when they're going to go off.

When in love, it is customary to burst into song.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone
you meet will know all the steps.

When confronted by an evil international terrorist,
sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance
of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.

If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even
a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.
Received on Mon Mar 15 08:51:24 2010