Heavenly Baseball

"Fishing Trip"*

*"So, what's the matter?" asked Rotunda. "I thought
you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with
the old professor?"

"Oh, everything went wrong," says Mrs. Professor.

"First he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.
Then he said I was using the wrong bait and *then*
that I was reeling in too soon."

"All that might have been all right; but then, to make
matters worse," lamented Mrs. Professor, "I ended
up catching the most fish!"

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"Heavenly Baseball"*
*
Larry and Earl were very fond of baseball. They would
go to every game they could find. One day, Larry died
in a car accident while he was on his way to a baseball
game. He came to visit Earl the next night in a dream.

Earl asked Larry if Heaven was very good. Larry said
that it was much better than being on Earth. Earl
wanted to know if there was baseball in Heaven.

Larry said, "Well, I have good news and bad news for you."

Earl wanted to know, "What's the good news?"

"The good news is: yes there is baseball in Heaven
and the bad news is: you are pitching tomorrow night."
Received on Wed Jun 23 06:41:29 2010