Boating Uncle

"Boating Uncle" *

*My uncle loved to fish and he would go out almost every
weekend. He would come home from work on Friday
afternoon, put the boat on top of the station wagon, pack his gear.

My aunt always had food packed for him. He would
return on Sunday evening. My uncle died, sad but he did.

My aunt was selling the boat, and told the above story
to a prospective buyer.

The buyer said, "Lady, I don't know how to tell you this,
but this boat has NEVER been in the water."

My aunt never found out what my uncle did on his
weekends, but her grieving time was very short.
Received on Tue Jun 22 08:37:39 2010