Early Lesson

"Early Lesson"*

*Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young
daughter what the lesson was about.

The daughter answered,

'Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt.'

Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.

Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and
the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday
school lesson was about.

He said, 'Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.'

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"No Parking Zone"*

*A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a
large city because he was short of time and couldn't
find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under
the windshield wiper that read:

'I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here,
I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.'
 
When he returned, he found a citation from a police
officer along with this note 'I've circled this block for
10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation.'
Received on Sat Jun 19 11:32:02 2010