Redneck Joke

"Redneck Joke"*

*A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him
and says, "Wanna hear a "redneck" joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that
joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs.
and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2",
225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5",
250 lbs. And a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "Nah.
I don't want to have to explain it three times."

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"Muddy"*

*A husband and wife were driving down a country lane
on their way to visit some friends. They came to a
muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.

After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by
themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down
the lane, driving some oxen before him.

He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and
offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.

The husband accepted and minutes later the car was
free. The farmer turned to the husband and said,
"You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."

The husband looks around at the fields incredulously
and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough
your land? At night?"

"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when
I put the water in the hole."
Received on Fri Jun 18 07:55:50 2010