Blonde and the Alligators

"Blonde and TV News"*

*A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock
news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $50 the man is
going to jump."

The blonde replies, "Okay you're on."

Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives
the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept
this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."

"No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched
the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."

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"Blonde and the Alligators"*

*A young lady was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young lady
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator
so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper responded "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the young lady headed for the swamps,
set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day the shopkeeper is driving home, when
he spots the young women standing deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then he sees a huge 9 foot
alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim and kills the creature and with great deal
of effort hauls it on the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the
young lady flips the alligator on its back and frustrated
shouts out, "Darn, this one isn't wearing shoes either!"
Received on Thu Jun 3 20:45:51 2010