Computer & Coffee

"Computer & Coffee"*

*A help desk operator takes a call from a hysterical
secretary. It seems she was playing FreeCell on
her boss's new all singing all dancing computer
and she spilled coffee on the "keyboard."

The help desk operator figured, "What the hell.
It's only a $10 keyboard" and told her to unplug it,
put it under the tap and leave it somewhere to dry.

The next morning her boss rings the help desk
demanding to speak to the manager. This guy really
wants the help desk operator's job, he's that pissed.

What he wants to know is... "What F&@(!*$ng clown
told my secretary to put $4000 worth of laptop under a tap?"

(Of course, to her - a laptop is just a keyboard, isn't it? )

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"Virus"*

*If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via
email, Internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months
and those who have been tempted to open it or even
look at it have found that their social life is deleted
and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter 'work' via email, then to purge the
virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words 'I've
had enough of this ... I'm off to the pub'. The 'work'
should automatically be forgotten by your brain and
your career will now be successfully destroyed.

If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift
the document and drag to your waste paper bin and
deposit there. Put on your hat and coat and go down
to the pub with two friends and order three beers.

After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
'work' will no longer be of any relevance to you and
that Scooby Doo' was the greatest children's cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you
do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the
'work' Virus has corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends.
Received on Thu Jun 3 20:43:51 2010