Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease

"Possible Cause of Mad Cow Disease"*

*In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter
seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,
arranged for an interview with a farmer who may
have some theories on the matter.

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information
on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can
you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you
know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that is
a new piece of information.. but what is the relation
between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a
cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but
what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine,
if I were to play with your ti/ts twice a day ... and only
scre/wing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired.
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:44:14 2010