Doctor's Visit

"Doctor's Visit"*

*A man went to see his doctor because he was
suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed
some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that
didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home
and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished
bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

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"My Knee Hurts"*

*Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and
said, "Doc, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused
and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?"

"98!" Johnson announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. . .

Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you.
You're practically one hundred years old, and you're
complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?"

The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't
hurt!"
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:42:23 2010