Library Complaints

"Sir, This Is A Library"*

*A blond man walks up to the main desk a library
and says in a loud commanding voice to the
librarian, "I'll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise,
and an order of fries."

he librarian looks up at him, shocked. Summoning
up all the testy authority she can, she says to him,
"Sir, this is a library!"

The man pauses for only a split second and then leans
over close to her, cups his hand over his mouth so as
to direct his voice only to her ear, and whispers, "I'll
take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries."

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"Library Complaints"*

*Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and
said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be
the person who took our phone book."
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:38:40 2010