Birthday Cake for Wife

"Birthday/Anniversary"*

*A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk
for a birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we
have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card
that covers *both* events! You see, we're celebrating
the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."

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"Birthday Cake for Wife"*

*For his wife's birthday party, a doctor
ordered a cake with this inscription:

   "You are not getting older,
    You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

   "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
    YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:37:14 2010