Rules to Live By

"Rules to Live By"*

*1. If you are too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
 
2. Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.

3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.
 
4. It isn't the jeans that make your rear end look fat.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
 
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
 
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:14:19 2010