Calling a Vet

"Miracle"*

*A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for
speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol
on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle
on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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"Calling a Vet"*

*I telephoned the veterinarian's office to ask when I
should take my three month old kitten in to be
vaccinated for rabies. After a few initial questions,
the woman who answered the telephone asked,
"What is the kitten's name?"

"Demon," I replied.

"Demon? That's an odd name," she said.

"Maybe, but it's appropriate anyway."

I heard clicking of a computer keyboard, then she said,
"Our records show that you have cats named Gato
[which is Spanish for 'male cat'], Scamp, Stinky, and
now you named one Demon. Is that right?"

"Yes, it is."

"You really don't like cats, do you?"
Received on Sat Jul 31 22:12:29 2010