The Lucky Marine

"The Lucky Marine"*

*A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Afghanistan for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

The man asked, "When does everyone else start? I don't
want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest
with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."
Received on Sat Jul 31 21:55:05 2010