Wrong Number

"Say What?"*

*A bagel left unattended in a microwave, set off
the fire alarm. The microwave, charred and
smoking, was carried outside and placed on the sidewalk.

A fireman walked up and said, "Is this the
object that started the fire?"

One of the employees said, "No. When we take
a break, it takes a break."

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"Wrong Number"*

*The company my brother worked for had a phone system
that rerouted after-hours calls. If any calls came in on a
certain line while he was working late, Dave knew it would
be a wrong number.

It got to the point where as soon as the phone rang, Dave
would pick up and say, "Psychic Hotline. I'm sorry, but
you've dialed the wrong number."

The caller would often reply with something like, "But I
didn't even ask to speak to anyone yet. How did you
know I dialed the wrong.... Oh!" (Click.)
Received on Sat Jul 31 21:54:16 2010