Test Drive

"New Car"*

*Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car
when winter hit with all its fury.

"I wonder if the car has seat warmers," Ruth wondered.

"It sure does," said Sam, looking through the owner's manual.

"Here it is... rear defrosters."

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"Test Drive"*

*After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my
dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.

The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test
drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when
the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While
the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned
to me with a killer smile and said, "Well, now, what is it
going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?"
Received on Mon Jul 19 02:26:54 2010