"Relationships"*
*On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded.
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in Mιnage ΰ Trois .
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy-liquor-store-restaurant-
laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they
are satisfied because the English are not having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about:
o Her body
o The true nature of feminism
o What the sun is doing to her skin
o How she can do anything that they can do
o The necessity of fulfillment
o The equal division of household chores
o How sand and palm trees make her look fat
o How her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than they do
o How her relationship with her mother is the root
cause of all her problems
o Why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they
could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
lord-forsaken deserted island in the middle of
nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
Received on Mon Jul 19 02:25:31 2010
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