Rhyming John

"Rhyming John"*

*John woke up one morning with an enormous
erection so he turned over to his wife's side of
the bed. His wife,

Heather, had already awakened though, and
she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the
kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by
getting up, John called his little boy into the
room and asked him to bring it to his wife.
The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring
it to her husband. The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then,
he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son
to bring it to her husband. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
Received on Mon Jul 19 01:57:06 2010