Playing House

"Playing House"*

*A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy,
want to play house?"

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."

"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Tommy.
"I have no idea what that means."

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

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"Another Fight"*

*Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender,
"Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight
with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to
me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say"?

"She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!"
Received on Mon Jul 19 01:42:24 2010