Furniture

"Furniture"*

*As the woman was instructing the new maid on
the great care required in handling certain
valuable household objects.

She pointed to the dining room and said with
obvious satisfaction, "That table goes back to
Louis the Fourteenth."

"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected.
"My whole living room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."

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"Repair Call"*

*Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a
popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced
when the phone went out of commission.

Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.

After several days, Bill again contacted the phone
company and told them there was no longer a rush.
The phone was now working fine... except that all
money was being returned upon completion of each call.

A repairman arrived within the hour!
Received on Mon Jul 19 01:29:54 2010