Texas Itch

"Texas Itch"*

*There was this cowboy from Texas who decided
to do a little traveling and when he got as far
north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny
so decided to stay a while.

That evening he hailed a cab and asked the
cabbie about houses of ill repute, so the cabbie
took him to one that he knew well.

After choosing a suitable looking gal they went
upstairs and on the way the girl commented on
how tall the man was. The cowboy said everything
from Texas was big. After getting undressed and the
girl had taken a good look she said I can see what
you mean about everything from Texas being big.

"Yes ma'am," said the cowboy, "I mean everything."

After they had finished their business and were
getting dressed the cowboy asked, "By the way
ma'am, what part of Texas are you from?"
Received on Sun Jan 24 15:20:28 2010