ungle Danger

"The Drunk"

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing
time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on
the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes.

When he finally gets in, it takes him another five
minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile,
everybody else leaves the bar and drives off.

When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for
him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer
test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0.

The cop says, "How is this possible?"

The guy says,"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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"Jungle Danger"

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where
he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the
river to the remote site he where he would make
his collections. At noon on the second day of travel
up the river they began to hear drums.

"What are those drums?" asked the anthropologist,
knowing he was in cannibal country.

The guide turned to him and said "No worry. Drums
OK, but very bad when they stop."

They both went ghostly pale when the drums
suddenly stopped. The guide crouched in the
belly of the canoe and covered his ears.

"Do as I do! Very important!""

intoned the guide with great urgency.

"Why? What does this mean?" asked the panicked anthropologist.

"Drums stop! Next come guitar solo!"
Received on Mon Jan 18 11:02:33 2010