How To Shower Like a MAN

"How To Shower Like a MAN"*

*Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
bed, and leave them in a pile on the floor.

Walk to bathroom, wearing only a towel. If you
see your wife along the way, flash her.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror, and
suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No!)

Turn on water, getting jet blast of it in the ear.

Check for pecs again. (Still no.)

Get into shower.

Don't bother to look for washcloth, as you never use one.

Wash face (optional).

Wash groin area.

Wash your butt.

Whistle a few bars(!) of the Irish Spring song.

Wash armpits (optional)

Cough up anything that might be lodged in the back
of your throat, and hark it as near the drain as is convenient.

Wash hair with the blue bar of deodorant soap.
Conditioner is for sissies.

Make shampoo Mohawk.

Open shower door and look at yourself in mirror.
Check for pecs again. (Still no!)

Sample your wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake Body Wash bar.

Pee.

Honk both nostrils clear, aiming, more or less for the drain. Wipe
hands on chest.

Rinse, and exit shower.

Return to bedroom, wearing only a towel. If your wife sees you, flash her.
Received on Sat Jan 16 14:18:21 2010