Sunbathing

"Sunbathing"*

*Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all
of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second,
she decided that no one could see her way up there, and
she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up
the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled
a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of
the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The
Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we
would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as
you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly.
"No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're resting on
the dining room skylight."
Received on Sun Feb 21 20:04:22 2010