My Father...

"My Father..."*

*A grade school teacher was asking students what their
parents did for a living.

Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"

Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano
player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard,
so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that
evening to discuss the situation.

Little Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law
attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to
a seven year old kid!"
Received on Sun Feb 21 20:03:37 2010