Wedding Pranksters

"Wedding Pranksters"*

*Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends
were married, Bill made sure some type of practical
joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married
himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No
one stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why
this couple should not be married'. His reception wasn't
disrupted by streakers or smoke-bombs, and the car the
couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the
room, Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag
he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss.
Satisfied that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called
down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five."
Received on Thu Dec 23 00:12:06 2010