Sign Of The Times

"Whiskey Sourpuss"*

*A man's been drinking in the bar alone for three hours
straight, and the bartender is getting worried about
him. He's downing whiskey sour after whiskey sour.

Finally, after the man orders his twelfth whiskey sour,
the bartender shakes his head and says, "Sir, I think
you've had enough."

The drunk looks at the bartender closely and says,
"Wha - what's that you say?"

The bartender swallows. "I said, I think you've had enough sir."

The drunk points a finger, "Lis - listen Jack, I been
drrrinking for thirty-six years and I have no idea when
I've had enough - so h-how the h-hell should you?"

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"Sign Of The Times"*

*A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of
people using sign language. He also noticed that the
bartender was using sign language to speak to them.

When the bartender returned to him, the man asked
how he had learned to use sign language. The
bartender explained that these were regular customers
and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought
that was great.

A few minutes later the man noticed that the people
in the group were waving their hands around very wildly.
The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out!
I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar.

The man asked why he had done that and the bartender
said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times -
NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"
Received on Wed Dec 22 22:03:57 2010