Frequent Traveler

"The Sweat Smell Of Success"*

*It was a really hot day at the office due to a
malfunction with the air conditioning system.
There were about twenty people in close
quarters and everyone was sweating, even
with a fan on.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their
noses at an odor passing through the air. It was
the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said,
"Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."

An overweight man in the corner replied, "It can't
be me. I'm not wearing any."

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"Frequent Traveler"*

*Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent
flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark
his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take
his bags. He always did this carefully, with bright
ribbons and tape, so he was quite surprised to see
his bags grabbed by a well dressed man.

Mr. Smith pointed out the colored ribbons tied to
the handle, and the fluorescent tape on the sides.

"Were your bags marked like this?", he asked.

"Actually", the man replied, "I was wondering who
did this to my luggage."
Received on Mon Dec 20 10:38:41 2010