Hunting Buddies

"Hunting Buddies"*

*A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when
one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other
guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says, "OK, now what?"

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"Hunting Dogs"*

*A young man from the city went to visit his farmer
uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him
the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After
three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew
was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of
things to amuse him with.

Finally, the uncle had an idea. "There's no one around
for miles, why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"

This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and off he went, dogs in trail.

That afternoon, the nephew returned.

"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.

"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"
Received on Sun Dec 19 11:26:22 2010