Dwarfs in Vegas

"Dwarfs in Vegas"*

*Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation
in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two
women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's
unable to reach a certain physical state that would
enable him to join with his date. His depression is
enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he
hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first,
"How did it go?"

The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's
embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
Received on Tue Dec 14 09:02:48 2010