Gordon In Jail!

"Gordon In Jail!"*

*Jeff Gordon was arrested last night for trespassing
and breaking and entering. He was picked up on
the sales floor of the local Ford dealership.

When reached for comment Gordon just said,
"I just wanted to finally get a look at the FRONT
of one of them new FORDS."

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"New Underwear"*

*Dale Jarrett and Jimmy Spencer are changing clothes
in the locker room. Jimmy takes off his T-shirt and shorts.
He is wearing a bra and a lace garter belt.

"My gosh," exclaims Dale, "When did you start wearing women's underwear?"

"Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment."
Received on Tue Dec 14 08:58:02 2010