Look For The Union Label

"Look For The Union Label"*

*A dedicated union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to
check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to
the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man
stomped off down the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the madame responded,

"Why yes sir, this IS a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the UPS man said. He looked around
the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, then, gesturing
to an obese fifty-five year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has seniority."
Received on Fri Dec 3 04:04:30 2010