Book for Class

"Book for Class"*

*A freshman walked into the campus bookstore.

Questioning the store clerk about a book for one
of his classes, the clerk responded, "This is the book
you want for that class. It will do half the work for you!"

"Great," the young man replied, "I'll take two."

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"Moving Cars"*

*And now, for you college students getting ready
to take tests and go home for the holidays:

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement
came over the intercom: "Will the students who are
parked on University Drive please move their cars so
that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
"Will the twelve hundred students who went to move
26 cars please return to class."
Received on Tue Aug 31 23:53:04 2010