Mad Bull

"Mad Bull"*
*
At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another,
"That new bull nearly did me in today, partner."
 
"Oh yeah, what happened?"
 
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came
charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He
damn near got me!"
 
"So, how'd you get away?"
 
The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and
that gave me a chance to make it to the fence
and jump over."
 
"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably
have crapped all over the place."
 
"I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?"
Received on Tue Aug 31 23:52:11 2010