Try Saying These Early In The Morning

"Try Saying These Early In The Morning"*

*A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did
Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter
Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's
the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter had some butter, But," she said, "this
butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would
make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better." So she bought
a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she
baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the
big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she
sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the
seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let
us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the
flue.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten
bittern, said, "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?
Received on Wed Aug 11 06:20:21 2010