Wedding Ceremony

"Wedding Ceremony"*

*At a wedding ceremony that I was performing,
I raised my hand to give the final blessing.

The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised
me with a high-five.

Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offered him
a high-five, too.

I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the
laughter of the guests.

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"Bad Arrest"*

*A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist
who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let
you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner
and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."
Received on Tue Aug 10 08:12:56 2010