Midnight Lecture

"Advice"*

*Judy was complaining to Barbie that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried
to stop him. "Take my advice," said Barbie, "and do
what I did. Once my husband came home at three
o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called
out, 'Is that you, Jim?' And that cured him."

"Cured him!" asked Judy, "but his name is Andy?"

"Exactly!" Barbie said.

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"Midnight Lecture"*

*After a night out with the guys, Bob was in no shape
to drive his car home. So he decided to walk. As he
staggered home a police officer pulled up beside him.

"Where do you think you are going at 1 am in the
morning? asked the officer.

"I am on my way to a lecture," Bob replied.

"And who would be giving a lecture at this time of
the night?" the officer asked.

"My wife." Bob replied.
Received on Wed Sep 30 10:59:00 2009